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                <title><name type ="historical">ROBIN BOHUGH'S</name><lb/>
                    <emph rend="italic">Reason why he married such an ill looking Wife</emph>.<lb/></title> 
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                <publisher>NATHANIEL COVERLY</publisher>
                <pubPlace>Corner of Theatre-Alley, Milk-Street.-BOSTON</pubPlace>
                <date>1810-1814</date>
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                <p>BIB Id 285344</p>
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                MY name is <name type ="historical">ROBIN BOHUGH</name>,<lb/>
                My age is just twenty four,<lb/> 
                I married last summer 'tis true,<lb/>
                For the sake of a plentiful store.<lb/></p>
            
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                My wife is both crippled and old,<lb/>
                She scarcely has an eye to see,<lb/> 
                I knew she'd abundance of gold,<lb/>
                Or the de'l might have had her fr'all me.<lb/></p>
            
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                Her husband when he was alive,<lb/>
                He liv'd upon usury then,<lb/> 
                And oftentimes he would contrive,<lb/>
                To fleece and devour the poor men.<lb/></p> 
            
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                But now he is laid in the dust,<lb/>
                And I her new husband must be,<lb/> 
                Her riches she show'd me at first,<lb/>
                Or the de'l might have had her fr'all me.<lb/></p>
            
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                Now I am young brawny and fat,<lb/>
                Old <name type ="symbolic">dolly's</name> my comical bride,<lb/>
                Her locks are as grey as a rat,<lb/>
                Her nose is all turn'd to one side.<lb/></p>
            
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                I strok'd her old cheeks, with my hand,<lb/>
                So lovingly we did agree,<lb/> 
                I knew she'd abundance of land,<lb/> 
                Or the de'l might have had her fr'all me.<lb/></p> 
            
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                With her old stumps rotten and black,<lb/> 
                And scarcely a tooth in her head;<lb/>
                And with a great hump on her back,<lb/>
                Went waddling along to be wed.<lb/></p>
            
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                I laugh'd at the comical sight,<lb/>
                To think that the wedding must be,<lb/> 
                I knew she was glittering bright.<lb/> 
                Or the de'l might have had her fr'all me.<lb/></p> 
            
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                I formerly went to the SEAS;<lb/>
                Where billows do bluster and roar;<lb/>
                But now I can live at my ease,<lb/> 
                Drink wine and strong liquor, gallore.<lb/></p> 

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                I cast off my tarpolean rags,<lb/>
                And now for a frolic I'm free;<lb/>
                I knew she'd abundance in bags,<lb/>
                Or the de'l might have had her fr'all me.<lb/></p> 
            
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                The very first visit I paid,<lb/>
                She gave me a delicate ring,<lb/> 
                I in excess of pleasure huzza'd,<lb/>
                And then began loudly to sing.<lb/></p>
            
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                She pray'd for my prosperous health,<lb/> 
                And lovingly we did agree,<lb/>
                I knew she'd abundance of wealth,<lb/>
                Or the de'l might have had her fr'all me.<lb/></p> 
            
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                She told me that I should be heir,<lb/>
                Of every copper, she had,<lb/> 
                And all my life handsomely fair<lb/>
                Or you would have thought I was mad.<lb/></p>
            
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                For the ends of my fingers did itch,<lb/>
                To handle the money you see,<lb/> 
                I knew very well she was rich,<lb/>
                Or the de'l might have had her fr'all me.<lb/></p>
            
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                Sometimes with my hooks and my hounds<lb/>
                Full often a hunting I go,<lb/>
                Sometimes upon other men's grounds<lb/>
                I caught a young Coney or so,<lb/></p>
            
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                Of this I was wondrously proud,<lb/>
                My wife to the same did agree,<lb/>
                If liberty were not allow'd,<lb/> 
                The de'l might have had her fr'all me.<lb/></p>
            
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                Old women love men who are young,<lb/>
                The young men love money likewise<lb/> 
                Court them with a flattering tongue,<lb/>
                They soon will surrender their prize.<lb/></p>
            
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                And since 'tis my prosperous lot,<lb/>
                I wish her no manner of ill;<lb/>
                Since all that she has I have got,<lb/>
                Let her die now as soon as she will.<lb/></p>
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